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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

You Know I Love You, But (#4)....
Dear Big Guy....

You know I love you.
But you have a way of sneaking up on me and scaring the crap out of me that has to stop!

Including the other night. It's 2:00 a.m.. You're on your overnight shift, so I have the bed to myself. I have my earplugs in and suddenly I think I hear the shower. I roll over and see the bedroom door shut.

I sat straight up in bed. I stumbled out of it (literally), race around the bed, to the bedroom door. I peek into the hallway and yep...the shower was running. I literally stood outside of that door for a minute and debated about kicking the door open, shoving back the curtain to then do who knows what to whomever would be in the shower.

Granted, my only weapon would have been the plunger.

But I hesitated. I walked to the back door by the garage and saw your stuff. Clearly you were home.

I waited until your shower was done and while you said to me through the bathroom door, in the most childlike voice, "I came home sick from work", I still wanted to punch you in arm for scaring the crap out of me.

So, while you may be a big guy, you certainly have some stealth like ninja skills that I wasn't aware of....how did I not know this?

How about we look into a bell for your belt?
That way I can hear you coming and I won't have to grab a plunger to defend myself.



Rebecca Jo said...

A bell is a great idea!!!

I hate being scared & I'll be on the treadmill, running my heart out & then hubs will poke around the corner & I had no idea he got home... my heart usually speeds up like double... horrible feeling!

Glad you didnt plunger Big Guy to death!

Mark said...

You should have just flushed the toilet while he was showering.
Your Friend, m.

Jason, as himself said...

I think the bell is a great idea! Insist that he put it on before he comes through the door, or there will be no more &%^$/!@ for him!