So Long, Ol' Pain-in-the-Butt.....
I know we've been close for some time. In 2002 I used my first Dell computer when I worked at camp and it was a swell relationship. It was fast and snazzy and when flat screen monitors came out I thought I had hit the jackpot.
When I moved on from camp, I knew I needed a computer, and with a little pushing from one of the camp directors, I was told to get a Dell. So I did and we were like peanut butter and jelly. We got along so well! Even though I'd always owned Mac's in the past, I went with you because....well....you were cheap and it was what I could afford at the time.
But soon, you became too needy.
I wanted to keep you around so badly that I even rebuilt your hard-drive--twice.
Yet...it just seems like you're still too needy for me. And I can sense your attitude because you keep giving me the proverbial finger every time you pop open the disk drive...even when I don't need to use the disk drive.
So. It's time to end our relationship.
Don't worry, I'll still tell people about the good times.
Is there someone else?
Yes. Yes there is. I'm sorry.
He's thin and light and boots up when I ask it to, rather than making me wait 10 minutes.
So long, Dell. It's been nice knowing you.
Welcome Back, Mac.....Oh how I've missed you.